The Basset is OK!

She really is OK. Well, aside from several small bumps
(a lot really) that keep her busy chewing, especially on her foot.

Had to wrap it in duct tape to stop her; didn't work.


"Gotta chew on something.", I told my coworker when her husband left her with 3 children under 6 for his secretary, 10 years younger.



Trying to quit smoking, chewing nails AND dieting while going through this experience was asking too much!
You've gotta chew something!



The Basset has many pet names (pun intended).
Here they are.





The Queen

Basset

Miss Basset

Miss Bassette

Bass

Bassie Wassie

Little Miss Smoocher

Mutt

Mutton

Mouton (en français)

Miss Mutt

Mrs. Mutt

Mrs. Basset

Mrs.

Little

You little Miss

Little Miss

Little Bass

Miss Mouton

HEY! (usually when she is not responding to "Come!"

Dog breath

Little Missy

Miss Scritchy

Tiny

Bigger Now

Wittoo

Little Miss Monkey

Monkey Mouse

Trotty Pants

Toenails



Well, you get the gist....kinda ridiculous, but true.