Colors Links Photos Blog?

Why can I not find fonts, color, or cool stuff for my blog?
Anyone? Anyone? Blogger People are you out there?!

Lemme try a photo.
Do you see a dog in a hat?
As I type I only see:
"www:httlmnop://@phooey.org"

Now I'll try skiping a line or 2 to start a new paragraph:

Did it work?
Now I'll try a link: LINK TO DOGS IN HATS

That's it, I'm outtahere!